The Kingdom of Rotted Egg is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 297 million Rotted Eggians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Rotted Eggian economy, worth 21.2 trillion peanuts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,358 peanuts, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rotted Egg's national animal is the boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rotted Egg is ranked 155,543^rd in the world and 207^th in Declansburg for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.